A woman goes to a doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with 3 fanny. What can you do for...
During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. “Only last week,” the Frenchman said,...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the...
A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about love making. Can you explain it to me first?”...
A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dreamt they were auctioning off tools in this place,...
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about love education.” She smiled, and...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to...
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally...
Girl: “I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.” Waiter: “Did I hear...
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for...
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, “State your name, occupation, and the charge.” The defendant said,...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pick up a CD player to place...
Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse....
Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together. The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the...
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across...
A man was speeding down an Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest… The grass was very thick and long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut....
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a cathouse. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck...