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Three brothers age and live together. One night the year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was...
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates...
A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in. The German shepherd...
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car...
A female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for...
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong . One day a young man enters the store,...
A couple was about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of...
I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn’t find the...
So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into...
A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods. They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears. Genie: “Well, alright. Two...
A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse...
A cop waited outside a popular pub hoping to nab a drunk-driver. At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man...
The first nun says: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a...
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey”, she says. “What would you...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how...
My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and a movie. Having been burgled in the past,...
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says,...
A college professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his life with his wife… … so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up....
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. “Care to go upstairs and do it?” the husband asked. “Quiet!” said the bride....
