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Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models. I think that’s something that all men...
A worried father calls the family doctor because he thinks his teen son has caught a disease. “I think he got it from the maid,” says...
I got the craving for a McDonald’s Big Mac about a week ago and went to our local McDonald’s drive-through. The girl who took my order...
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replies,...
There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when...
Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his...
It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail Through all kinds of weather to the same villages and...
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. So the new rooster struts over to the old...
A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house. She knocked on the door, there...
A traveler was walking along the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and...
A woman hasn’t made love with her husband in years, so he takes her to the doctor. The doctor takes her into the exam room, but...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a c, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there are...
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got...
Henry was doing math homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a is 7” “3+6, the son of a is 9” His mother heard this...
Fred came home from college in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not,” replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?” Fred...
Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken , and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to...
Surely we weren’t that bad?” they ask themselves. “There has to be something we can do to get out of here.” Satan suddenly appears and says...
This is a conversation between a man and a woman. Please note that she asked five or six questions, which he answered quite simply, but then...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go...
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks, the wife leads husband into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have...
