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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: “The...
His request approved, the Bulletin Newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone to call the Townsville airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. ‘Do you know you were driving...
A mechanic, an engineer and a computer scientist are travelling together in a car, when the motor suddenly fails. The mechanic and engineer each try various...
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives...
A man walks up to the main desk a library and says in a loud commanding voice to the librarian: I’ll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise,...
One dark night, two men are walking home after a party and decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Right in the middle of the...
After a round of golf, Four ladies sat around the clubhouse chatting. After noticing them, a regular golf pro approached them and asked: “How did your...
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every...
A man is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to...
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before...
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To...
A man is walking his prized pit bull down the street. He comes across another man, walking a chihuahua in his direction. He tells the man:...
A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and...
A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle....
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at...
A woman golfer having many wrinkles from numerous hours in the sun playing golf decided to have a facelift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and...
Mr Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years suggested they take. “We could go somewhere for a week, and make...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had...
One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around. As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed,...
