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An woman goes to a pet store after losing her husband. She wants to get a pet to help with her loneliness and decides to buy...
Frank the farmer had a wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing....
An old man is sitting with his grandson in his hunting cabin… Among the walls are the mounted heads and pelts of animals he had taken...
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. “Hello, toes.”, he said.“How are you? You know, you are92 today....
A Kid went to his father and asked, ” Daddy, I fell in love and I want to date this nice girl.” Father: ” that’s a...
Little Johnny goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The...
Two storks are sitting in their nest: A father stork and a young stork. The young stork is crying and Father stork is trying to calm...
A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, So he decides to go consult with some of...
Three Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive...
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him...
One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check...
A man in a frog costume walked into a bank and told the teller, Patricia Whack, that he needed to take out a loan for $50,000....
A officer stopped at the farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” The Farmer said, “Okay, but don’t go...
An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very...
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and...
A mother is with her 5-year-old boy at the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The 5-year-old boy looks with amazement at the large beast...
A dog and a rabbit are in a bar having a few drinks, When a drunk decides that he doesn’t like their kind patronizing his establishment....
The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?” The...
A daughter who was concerned that her elderly mother hadn’t had an exam in several years persuaded her mother to let her make an appointment for...
A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his life. “Well…” the man drawled, “not...
