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Little Johnny is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The Little Johnny says:...
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her,“Honey would you like...
While sports fishing off the Florida coast. A tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned...
Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was travelling through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden,...
An old man, Mr Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course. What may I do...
A husband and wife finally make it out alone to a restaurant for dinner. Within minutes of arriving, the wife excuses herself to go to the...
Little Johnny is sitting in class and the teacher is going over the alphabet. Knowing the kind of kid Johnny is, the teacher is careful about...
The teacher at the beginning of the class says.“OK kids, we are going to talk about education today. First, we’ll talk about how human reproduction goes...
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him,“Oh, is this place what I really...
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot. So she asks the...
There was a boy, whose family was very wealthy. One day his father took him on a trip to the country, where he aimed to show...
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat...
Two guys meet: “Where were you lost my friend? says one of them.” “Well, I took my kids to the zoo…” “And what kind of...
An elderly man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked...
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
Three men were discussing ageing at the pub. Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old. “You always feel like you have to...
The teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?” Four!”, The backbencher student responds. “Four? Haha,” The teacher was one of those...
Dustin and Jane were very much delighted that finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption centre called and...
Little Johnny is bored one Saturday, so he says to his dad, “Dad, I’m bored. What is there to do?” His dad decides to have a...
