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A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to really bad. He was quite a ways from the house, so he just climbed...
An earwig was in the football team as a sub and they were drawing. One of his teammates got injured and the coach told the earwig...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat...
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla removal service and soon a...
A clearly inebriated woman, stark , jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat. The cab driver, an old gentleman,...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share...
An elderly man paddy goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours...
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You...
Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum...
There was once this cowboy riding through the wild west: One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides...
When the math professor’s wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from...
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you...
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance....
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey “Hey, what’re you doing?”...
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up...
The news interviewed an 80-year-old lady who had just gotten married for the 4th time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a...
Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the...
One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farm. In order to do this, he needed a stud rooster. He asked around...
