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A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot. The owner of the shop says “We have 2 kinds of parrots, one repeats everything...
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door...
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, “Mabel, did you know you’ve...
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s...
A married couple were walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them.. The husband lifted his...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,“How am I...
The woodland animals decide to open a public restroom. They all participate as best they can to build it, and Owl, the mayor of the...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
Once a man goes to a shop to buy a parrot. He asks the shop owner price of the Parrot: Shop owner: Rs. 500 Customer: Why...
An elephant and a mouse are walking through a forest… Then suddenly the elephant falls through a trap hole and can’t get out. The mouse starts...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there is...
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without for several years, decided that they needed to visit a wh0rehouse. When they arrived at the house, the Madame...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
After celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner at a restaurant. The wife thanked her husband for a wonderful evening. “It’s not over yet,”...
Out in the country, there lived a farmer whose daughter was the most beautiful woman in the county. When she was of marrying age the farmer...
The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across...
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years. There’s nothing you can’t tell...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
