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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a...
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden...
An old English pub used to keep a bowl of snuff on the bar so that all the old boys could clear their noses. One day...
A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer bang a sheep. He is utterly...
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder...
A elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract....
Little Johnny had not studied for his life science exam. The teacher in the one-room school house was giving an oral exam. “What are the four...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speakerphone...
We recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus Bull. We put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even...
One day, a class of third-graders from the city were taking a field trip to the country to visit a small farm. The kids...
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly...
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, a gentleman and a lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them...
A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough’. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the...
The little Johnny is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and...
The police dispatch picks up the phone and writes down the call for help: “Please send someone urgent, a cat has broken in!” The police dispatcher...
One day a gorilla escaped from the zoo, prompting a huge search of the district and appeals on radio, television and in the newspapers. He was...
Ole and Sven are elderly friends die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying...
Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for...
Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says...
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, “My husband just won’t go to church...
