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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?”...
A young couple before and after marriage BEFORE MARRIAGE: Man – Oh yes, i can’t wait! Woman – Will you ever leave me? Man – No,...
The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races, he proved a little too...
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair...
A young woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse...
One day a chicken and a pig were having a conversation. The chicken suggests the two should start a restaurant. The pig is intrigued by the...
One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks, “Have you seen...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security...
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had 24 inches long. When the black male...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived...
Shamus and Murphy two elderly friends fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them. they could only raise the staggering...
Angus is an old man of Glasgow, Scotland, comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, “Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a button that’s...
Mrs Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the morning To ye! Aren’t...
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to...
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree: After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his...
While on a road trip, an elderly couple, Jack and Debbie, stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
