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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, ‘It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning...
Little Johnny is late for school one day. When he finally enters the class huffing and puffing, the teacher says curtly, “Little Johnny, you’re almost an...
A lion stands upon his rock and lets out a large roar. Immediately, every animal goes up to the lion and crowds around him. “I have...
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd...
There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went...
A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the elderly biker his name. ‘Friend,’ he replies. ‘Friend what?’...
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.”...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As...
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put...
Two statues were standing in the park, one, a man and one, a woman. : They had been facing each other across a pathway for a...
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and...
There was an old man who lived near a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his...
A population control program had been introduced to the island, but the medical men were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills,...
Little Johnny’s dad asked if Little Johnny wanted to play a game Little Johnny asked, “What game is it”? His Dad replied saying “For the next...
Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day while Little Johnny...
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that...
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that...
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, had finally retired. At her next checkup, her new doctor told her...
A lady was at work when she heard her new message alert tone blazing. Looking at the phone, she realise that it was from her husband....
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd...
