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An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a...
A man and a woman decided to travel to a deserted mountain road to make love. They park the car on a sloping shoulder off the...
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. The Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean...
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but...
After going through the line at a crowded mall cafeteria, The three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly...
Little Johnny lives on a farm with his family. One evening the family notices that one of the donkeys had managed to get out of the...
In a convent in Kenya , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They...
An old lady went into a bar in saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever...
“Bring me the colt of a Donkey” was the Master’s request. A young donkey was brought to Jesus to carry Him to Jerusalem. Five days later...
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow...
A little boy up a balloon and starts it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable...
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll...
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies...
Two man friends were just about to off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out...
A big man stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter...
An old Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a...
A senior couple decides to for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a...
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get...
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well,...
