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A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have. The husband says, “No chance love, They’re...
Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it...
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
A father passing by his Little Johnny bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an...
A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mummy, God...
At school Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are...
There is the 50th birthday of a man and he wasn’t feeling too good that morning. He went to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant...
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy...
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk,...
The Lion, King of the jungle is having his birthday party! He furiously instructs the leopard to not let anyone inside his party except if they...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
After 15 years of not having an old couple finally decides that it’s about time they did something about their life. After much deliberation they decide...
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure....
A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief...
An elderly lady were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: “Two – $50.00.” A police officer, seeing the...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When...
An couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of...
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm. So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have...
