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Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so...
Little Johnny and his girlfriend are on the phone. Little Johnny says “Hey, babe wanna get a bit naughty tonight,” Little Zoe says “Yeah, why not...
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your getting really big, I mean...
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at...
There are Two Young men and an old man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can’t do what they ask: The...
A cocky DEA told a rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field...
A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became...
After taking his seat on a plane, A young man was startled to see a pigeon strapped in next to him. After take-off, he asked the...
A man working in an IT company became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad. Then his wife advised,...
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses....
A woman takes her 4-year-old son in for his yearly well-child visit to the doctor. The doctor asks the little boy, “Do you know your...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
The donkey said to the tiger: – “The grass is blue”. The tiger replied: – “No, the grass is green.” The discussion heated up, and the...
A little Johnny and a little Susie attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
After a round of golf, Four older ladies sat around the clubhouse chatting. After noticing them, a regular golf pro approached them and asked: “How did...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...
A Little Susie came home from school one day. Her mom asks “How was school today sweetie?” “GOOD! Johnny showed me his pen on the playground!”...
A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.”...
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request...
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the...
