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Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad… “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can...
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local...
An old man spends a fortune on a horse that is supposed to be an amazing stallion. He is told the horse will impregnate 20-30 female...
Little Johnny stopped by the corner grocery store and read his list to the clerk. “10 pounds of sugar at $1.25 a pound; 4 pounds of...
A man was delighted when his daughter reached her 18th birthday. Because it would be his final child support payment. Month after month, year after year...
Many animals were waiting in line in front of the only shop in the forest. bears, foxes, wolves, bears, squirrels, hedgehogs etc. A rabbit pushed through...
The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she’d pipe up, “Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?”...
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is,...
A husband in his backyard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them,...
A city mouse had a country mouse stay for the weekend, and spent the whole time offering urban advice. On the last evening of the country...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
Three old guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker. After a sip of...
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it...
Little Johnny’s parents wanted to go on their wedding anniversary, So his dad sent the boy to stay with his grandparents but sent a note with...
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, ” When I...
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your...
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from...
An elementary school teacher decided to hand out candy and have the students guess what they are… The teacher explains to the class the game they...
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The...
