A husband and wife on a hot, summer day. A guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer...
One day little Johnny was playing outside. As he was feeling particularly reckless, Johnny kicked a beehive. The honeybees cam out of the hive and...
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
A farmer owns 25 young hens and one old cock, he feels that the old cock can no longer handle his job efficiently, So the farmer...
An 80-year-old blind man walks into a pub and sits at the bar. He orders a pint and tells the landlord, “I’ve been blind for 50...
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...
Johnny discovered his wife was cheating on another guy, So he went to the guy’s wife and told her about it. “I know what we will...
John and his wife are living in an apartment complex and they make love pretty regularly. Every night when they do it the wife moans uncontrollably....
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he...
During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they...
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods...
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking...
A photographer was sent to take the pictures of twin sisters just turning one hundred years old. One of the twins was hard of hearing. The...
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard...
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not...
Little Johnny was playing outside. One day his mother told him to be looking for the preacher that he was coming to visit them today. Little...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to...
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady,...
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes...