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A parrot developed the bad habit of the farmer’s hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he will...
A lawyer runs a stop sign in Dublin and, quite rightly, gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than that...
An 85-year-old lady is waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats...
A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots...
The teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!”, The backbencher student responds. “Four? Haha,” The teacher was one of those...
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks...
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely So one day the...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A husband and wife were going through a rocky phase and were giving each other the silent treatment. One day, at the height of hostilities, He...
When the teacher entered the class little Jonny slowly said: “Sir excuse me; your zipper is open.” So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper....
A man in the bar offers to bet anyone $100 that his dog can talk. At first everyone is dubious, but after the man clarifies he...
Paddy and Mick, two elderly friends were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to...
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Little Johnny responded....
A farmer’s only donkey ran away in the forest. He packed up a few days ration and ventured into the jungle to find his animal. He...
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids...
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this Marriage’...
Little Johny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
An couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar. As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the...
Little Johnny was playing with his favourite car out front of his house when he accidentally lost it down the drain. Johnny starts swearing his head...
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. “I bet...
