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A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park. when her dog was mounted from behind by a large . The was really...
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,...
A little boy Little Johnny walks into the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper……“Where does poo come from?” he asks. The...
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn’t...
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards...
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday: They arrive at the club and the doorman says. “Hey, Dave, how...
A young boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers to his Customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...
A little field mouse was running across a field one day when all at once an eagle swooped down and swallowed him whole. After a little...
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The...
One night, Joe brought home a dozen red roses to his wife. “How lovely, dear,” she said, “what’s the occasion?” “I want to make love to...
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and...
Little Johnny, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm. On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather: “Oy, gramps, your...
“One night a state cop saw a car going only 22 miles per hour. He pulled the car over. When he approached the driver’s side, he...
A married couple were walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them.. The husband lifted his...
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,”...
A dad and Little Johnny are at the zoo. They’re at the elephant enclosure and the Little Johnny points to the elephants trunk and says, “Daddy,...
A bear was driving a truck on the highway… Suddenly he saw a rabbit riding a sports motorcycle and overtaking the truck from the wrong side....
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train and was...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and...
