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A couple was recently in the local shopping centre. They became separated and about 20 minutes later she telephoned him When he answered, her angry voice...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How...
A millionaire had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful...
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to...
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would you...
Paddy is on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” and he is doing rather well. He is at the final question for a million pounds...
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast....
TWO WIVES CHATTING IN THE OFFICE: Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours? Wife 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home,...
A cleaning old woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages,...
A Couple Was Having A Huge Argument On Who is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone. They Went On Until They Decided To Ask Their 5-Year-Old...
Two monkeys were sitting in a tree and a lion was sleeping below them. One monkey said to the other monkey “I dare you to go...
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year...
It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife...
A rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox. “What kind of music...
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went...
An 80-year-old man goes Picks out a young pretty woman, they go up to her room, strip down and climb into bed. The old man performs...
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old. I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young...
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from...
Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office,...
God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I...
