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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had....
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’...
Husband arrives home from work to his wife with a broken leg. Hubby: How are you doing?? Wife: Fine. Hey, do me a favour.. Go upstairs...
At school, when little Johnny sees little Suzy he asks her if she’ll climb the flag pole. When she tells him “No”, he offers her $1...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It...
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for...
Once the Little Johnny was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks “Momma,...
Paddy and Murphy were watching a movie: Paddy said to Murphy. “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over...
Andy And Annie Are two old couples Watching One Of Those Television Preachers On TV One Night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends,...
Little Johnny was sitting around watching cartoons one Saturday morning, When all of a sudden a wedding came on TV and he sat watching it for...
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he...
A chicken and a horse are playing together in a barnyard: Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken. “Go get the...
Miss Bea, the church organist was in her 80’s and had never married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness. One afternoon the pastor...
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late. Because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to...
Johnny’s dad told Johnny to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they...
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for...
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell...
