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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed...
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were ‘protecting.’ Feeling the heat from the...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch...
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. “How old was your husband?” he asked. “He was ninety-eight,” she answered...
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to...
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a desert road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches...
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said “Chopsticks...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over...
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The...
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store’s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One...
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The...
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist...
It’s a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying “Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per...
“Get this,” said a guy to his friends, “Last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where.”...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help...
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting love making with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some...
