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He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he...
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes...
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, He realized that he desperately...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs,...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” :...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live...
An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out...
One of them starts to boast about his track record “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well, in...
Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey,...
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father...
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and...
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just...
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
one evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop…… Right away they go over to the bird section.Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over and...
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the...
A young man goes into the public swimming pool because he wants to swim 100 meters. At the edge of the pool are sitting three...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender says to another man...
