A man visited the pastor, a man well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention...
An Italian, a German, and an Australian football fan were arrested in a small Arabian state when they were caught peeing on a religious building after...
This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: “Up...
An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there...
One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These...
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange. Her clothes...
as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer...
He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?!” The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!” Later,...
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of (their) life insurance, an issue she has been...
One evening, after the he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him....
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is...
Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps...
An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts “Father forgive me for I have sinned. During the war I hid a young Jewish...
The vast majorities of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve and only go for a last-minute shopping spree. A man would inevitably...
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble In order to keep...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that...
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their...
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips...
A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy’s organization connected with a prominent church. The team was recently challenged by a rival...