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The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to...
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in...
He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more...
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. First guy asks the second guy, “How have things been going?” The...
If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with...
But people are confused because he is famously known for being so timid that when he speaks, he stutters. So when the award was announced and...
A couple of guys from West are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing,...
who after examining him says, “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay.” So the...
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating...
Paddy and murphy were watching a John Wayne movie: Paddy said to Murphy “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse...
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, “Got any fresh fruit?” “No.” “Got any fresh vegetables?” “No We have only canned and...
But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit is such a bargain,” the sales clerk explained...
so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork...
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came...
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper...
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through...
My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t...
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health,...
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man...
