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One day this Swedish guy walks into a dingy little storefront travel agency, holds up a page out of a newspaper, and says: “You say in...
Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He called...
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, “You have been a good...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they had spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic schedules, the husband flew...
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can...
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour...
Jean was out walking with his grandfather in Paris. At one point, they saw a shoemaker being insulted by a customer who claimed that there was...
Unlike English, Spanish and many other languages have masculine and feminine nouns, which determine whether you say for masculine or for feminine. So the committee divided...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair she can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,”...
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with....
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes It’s just an old basketball injury.” His...
A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy...
The mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly man walking on the side of the road....
A father puts his daughter to bed. The daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy,...
