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At school, a kid told him that if he wanted to earn money from everybody around him, all he had to say was “I know the...
During the first meal the boy says to his grandfather: “Are these plates clean? They feel kind of gooey.” “They are as clean as cold water...
A man in a small motor boat pulled up and said, “Come on! We’ve got to go!” She replied, “No thank you. I’m waiting on the...
His wife was really pissed. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in...
The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” The rich man replies, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.” The poor...
A man entered the bar and asked the waiter, please, I want an 18-year-old whiskey. And waiter handed him the whiskey, when he took the first...
Zombies attack Washington D.C. They terrorize all the tourists at the mall They pile into the Capital building and rip the congress and senate a new...
Farmer John owned a pool. Every night these three ducks would sneak in and splash around, keeping John up at night. Eventually, John got sick of...
