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A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they...
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he’s drinking his beer, which was...
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, “You know my...
Two male dog owners are bragging about how wonderful their respective hounds are. First dog owner says, “My dog is so clever that he waits by...
An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days.” The Doc fixes him up with a...
An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made. “For instance,” he said, “some whales can communicate at a...
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise...
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave...
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well,...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away...
A doctor had just finished a marathon mating session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he...
Christopher Coulter and his wife, Emily, were engaging in bondage games when Christopher suggested spreading peanut butter on his genitals and letting Rudy, their Irish Setter,...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this...
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his tool. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says...
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love...
